Stuff AJ said (age 4-5)

9/25/05 : "30 days is too long to wait for a birthday. I know a way to make it faster. You have to make the clouds go faster. We should get a remote control that can do that. I think the Hulk should have one."

There should be a gun that can shoot little guns.

Stop singing that song, brain, and teach it to me. A brain is like a teacher. I want to take my brain out and put in a new one.

12/1/05: Now I can see at night because somebody put a bat head inside my real head.

12/10/05: Santa Claus lives in trees. He has a knife, and he takes it out of his pocket, and carves a little house, then he hides in there. That's a Christmas tree.

1/5/06: If you picked up a steak with your fingers, that would be a mis-steak

4/7/06: How do you make a bagpipe?